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The Fabulous Adventures of Astera: Writer/Actress for Hire

Meet Astera (aka: me), a star in her own mind. Our plucky little heroine has embarked on not one but two difficult, low-paying career paths: writing and acting. Witness the menial jobs! The unreasonable demands! The quirky friends and family! And the glimmer of success just ahead! Through it all, Astera maintains her core beliefs: 1) She is destined to be fabulous 2) Everything is more fun with a cocktail.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Eve: What Not to Say

Okay, pretty much the last place you want to be on Christmas Eve is inside a Target store. But you do overhear the most interesting things:

Woman on cell phone: "Well, I have some news about your son." [Pause]
"He's in jail."

Well, I hope your Christmas Eve brings only good news. And don't drink and drive!

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