Totally Awesome!
Ladies and gentlmen, if you have ever doubted my awesomeness, your doubts will now be assuaged. I have proof. I have (dun-dun-DUH!) the medal of awesomeness!
Yes, this a real thing, and I have won it. I am wearing it around my neck right now. My awesomeness cannot be contested. I am the awesomest of all.
My husband, Mr. Pink, presented me with this fabulous prize upon his return from Las Vegas, where he was attending a design conference. Verily, this is the best souvenir he could have brought me. Well, actually, that's not true. It would have been even better if he had been passing by a slot machine, stuck a quarter in, and won the jackpot, but come on. We're living real life, not a movie. So instead, I have (dun-dun-DUH!) the medal of awesomeness!
The medal is my gift for being the best wife ever. I would like to believe I have accepted this great honor with grace and humility, but we all know that I am going to gloat about it. But I shan't be selfish. When Mr. Pink shows signs of awesomeness (as he frequently does), I will relinquish my medal and allow him to know the joy of wearing (dun-dun-DUH!) the medal of awesomeness!
Dear readers, I will take your suggestions. What should Mr. Pink do to prove that he is worthy of this honor? Write in and let me know. And when the medal changes hands, I shall inform you of the great feat that was performed to secure its transfer. It will, of course, be awesome.
Yes, this a real thing, and I have won it. I am wearing it around my neck right now. My awesomeness cannot be contested. I am the awesomest of all.
My husband, Mr. Pink, presented me with this fabulous prize upon his return from Las Vegas, where he was attending a design conference. Verily, this is the best souvenir he could have brought me. Well, actually, that's not true. It would have been even better if he had been passing by a slot machine, stuck a quarter in, and won the jackpot, but come on. We're living real life, not a movie. So instead, I have (dun-dun-DUH!) the medal of awesomeness!
The medal is my gift for being the best wife ever. I would like to believe I have accepted this great honor with grace and humility, but we all know that I am going to gloat about it. But I shan't be selfish. When Mr. Pink shows signs of awesomeness (as he frequently does), I will relinquish my medal and allow him to know the joy of wearing (dun-dun-DUH!) the medal of awesomeness!
Dear readers, I will take your suggestions. What should Mr. Pink do to prove that he is worthy of this honor? Write in and let me know. And when the medal changes hands, I shall inform you of the great feat that was performed to secure its transfer. It will, of course, be awesome.
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